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Jessi (Vicky Wet AKA: Sabine Jansen, AKA: Sabine Mutsch) gets sick and tired of life as a prostitute. She becomes a nun only to discover that there's not much difference between this convent and a brothel.
While Kloster der Sunde doesn't take itself as seriously as other films in this genre like Mario Salieri's Misterio del Convento or Il Confessionale, it is still well made, sexy and enjoyable.
Vicky Wet is downright hot as Jessi, the down-and-out prostitute. The movie opens with Jessi working her corner in her hot prostitute gear. She flags down a John and gets to work. Her John doesn't seem to be satisfied with her blow job and he starts to get rough, forcing her to deep throat him. After giving her pussy a pounding, he tries sneaking through the backdoor. Jessi protests at first, but she quickly gives in. "Okay, give my ass a good fucking," she says. After all that, he cums on her and spits in her face. Then, he takes her payment, wipes it in cum and slaps it on her pussy.
Jessi feels like garbage. We see a montage of images of bad Johns, abuse and mistreatment. Jessi calls it quits. She packs her bags and heads for the nearest convent. She is greeted by Sister Susanna (Linda Logan) who tells about the ins and outs of the convent. The nuns sleep in the nude. The novice, David (Jean Pallett, who she says is gay), collects their habits at night. He and Father Joster (Horst Baron) are the only men allowed in the convent. Then Sister Susanna takes Jessi's belongings and locks them away.
That night, Father Joster sneaks into Sister Susanna's bedroom and begins to eat her out and fondle her as she sleeps. He then he very carefully inserts his cock into her pussy. As Sister Susanna wakes up he says: "The Lord sent me back to liberate you from impure thoughts."
"Father, please help me," she replies and they begin one of the most serious sex scenes in the film as he pounds her mercilessly in multiple positions. The only drawback is that Sister Susanna is fully nude doesn't even look like a nun. Despite that the sacrilegious imagery is fierce. At one point, she takes the cross hanging from Father Joster's neck into her mouth and bites on hit as he fucks her.
The ruckus wakes Sister Jessi who sneaks a peak at the two lovers. She manages to catch Father Joster unloading his wad on Sister Susanna's stomach.
Unlike a real convent, there's no novitiate period for Jessi. She becomes a nun immediately with no training whatsoever. She's left to wander the convent grounds and get acquainted with everything. She meets Sister Paula, a mute nun sneaking a cigarette. Jessi soon learns that Father Joster and Sister Susanna are not the only ones screwing each other in this cloister.
Sister Paula introduces Sister Jessi to a pair of lesbian nuns going down on each other.
Later, Sister Jessi tells Sister Susanna that she would love to get into her belongings so she could indulge in a smoke and a drink, maybe even put on some make-up again. They hatch an elaborate scheme to "distract" David and steal the key. At the same time, Mr. Miller (Tom Cruiso) the landlord and handyman has come to do regular repairs on the convent.
The nuns immediately begin to vie for Mr. Miller's attention. One nun fakes a bad fall and an ankle injury. While he's tending to her, another nun, Sister Yvonne, complains that "her socket needs attention".
Here the movie tries to get fancy to its own detriment. The two sex scenes are shown at once with the director cutting back and forth between each one. While Mr. Miller is working on Sister Yvonne's socket, Sister Susanna "distracts" David with a very distracting blowjob. It would have been better to show each scene individually than to constantly interrupt each scene by going back and forth. As if cutting between sex scenes wasn't distracting enough, the director next cuts to Sister Paula swiping the key from David's room.
Despite that, Mr. Miller and Sister Yvonne engage in a fantastic sex scene. Unlike the last one, Sister Yvonne keeps her habit on throughout and it's incredibly erotic. You can really believe that the handy has snuck into the convent for a quickie with a nun.
The next scene is bizarre. Father Joster asks if one of the nuns will mail a letter for him. Sister Paula quickly snatches the letter from him and runs off. It turns out that the nuns use a special bicycle seat when running errands -- one with a dildo for a seat! Sister Paula is shown mounting the bike and riding spread eagle with the dildo up her cunt.
That night, Jessi sneaks into the basement with the key Sister Paula stole from David. Remember, the nuns in this convent sleep in the nude and David takes their clothes away at night, so Jessi has to run around in her birthday suit. She puts on make up, drinks some liquor and indulges in a smoke.
Meanwhile, Father Joster and Mr. Miller are chatting upstairs when they hear commotion in the basement. They discover Sister Jessi in the act! Father Joster chews her out and then proceeds to "punish" her. And by "punish" we mean "fuck". Father Joster takes Jessi from behind while she sucks Mr. Miller's cock. They continue to take her two-on-one, each occupying a different hole.
Father Joster demands to know how Jessi got the key to the basement, but she refuses to snitch. Father Joster ups her "punishment" and he and Mr. Miller take her in the ass and the pussy at the same time. They pummel her mercilessly for the double-penetration. Despite the fierce pounding, Jessi still refuses to snitch. Again, Father Joster ratchets up Jessi's punishment. He and Mr. Miller both penetrate her pussy. Again, they pound her and pound. Again, she refuses to snitch.
If you've been on the edge of your seat wondering if it was going to happen, the answer is a resounding Yes! Father Joster ramps Jessi's "punishment" up another notch. He and Mr. Miller double penetrate her asshole. Jessie takes both their cocks in her asshole at the same time. Father Joster even slips out and reinserts himself in the course of the "punishment".
Finally, the two men exhaust themselves and cum on Jessie's face. Despite her perseverance, Father Joster has plans to find the key thief without Jessi's help. He later has Sister Paula fetch the key, but then reminds her that only David is supposed to know its location. She's caught red-handed and now it's her turn to be "punished"!
Father Joster forces her to strip. Her discomfort is obvious. Then, he makes her feel herself. He forces her to masturbate in front of him. Finally, he sends David to administer the final punishment. David pounds Sister Paula's pussy and makes her suck his cock.
I found Sister Paula to be especially alluring. As the innocent, mute nun, she seemed to be the least accessible. All of the other nuns were slutty in some way, most of them were hitting on Mr. Miller, trying to get laid. Not Sister Paula. Even during the strip scene, she was visibly uncomfortable with her own nudity. Watching David fuck her was an especially erotic moment.
Sister Paula is expelled from the convent for her transgression. Sister Jessi confronts Father Joster. She accuses him of kicking out Sister Paula simply because she is the least slutty of all the nuns. She refuses to take his crap any longer. She slaps him in the face and, together, all the nuns moon.
They toss off their robes and head off to another "convent" Jessi knows of... one that pays better.
Kloster der Sunde can not be confused with one of the more realistic nun erotica films that tries to create the illusion of being in an actual convent. There are too many crazy inconsistencies and viewers are forced to suspend their disbelief too far and too often to make this story seem like something that could actually happen. Instead, it's light-hearted and funny. It's not a film that is to be taken seriously and the director and the cast pull it off when taken this way.
The sex scenes very from fantastic to mediocre. Mr. Miller filling the nun's "socket" was one of the best sex scenes in the film. It's the one scene in which the nun is really convincing. I could watch it and easily imagine that she is a real nun getting fucked. Another great scene is Jessi in a threesome with Father Joster and Mr. Miller. Even though she is out of the nun uniform, it was just incredible watching this scene progress and watching her take these two men in every hole as the sex continued to escalate in intensity. This is a great scene in porn.
The initial scene with Father Joster and Sister Susanna, while intense, would have been better if she were in uniform. The next few scenes were cut up and hard to follow with constant interruptions for scene changes. I found the performer who played David (Jean Pallett) to be unattractive and a bit odd. Why was David purported to be homosexual? There were no gay scenes and he never seemed reluctant to fuck a nun.
The DVD from Goldlight comes with a hilarious collection of cut scenes and outtakes. These are really funny. Horst Baron is a real card and he's constantly doing wacky things in the film's production. I was surprised to see so many outtakes during Jessi's big threesome scene. Horst Baron and Tom Cruiso would both be on top of her, double penetrating her ass, and then they would crack a joke and burst out in laughter! These outtakes are definitely worth watching.
Kloster der Sunde has its ups and downs, but most of the sex scenes are intense and really well done. The movie is light-hearted and has a fair story as for as porn plots go. It's definitely worth picking up and it comes with our recommendation!
Reviewed courtesy of http://www.nunsploitation.net
Rating:  [3 of 5 Stars!] |
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